I basically copied everything I saw here, and made it a little more focused around what I actually want to see. Along with tweaking the ASCII art in that article, basing it off of the awesome splash screen I’ve seen here.
Woah, wasn’t expecting that! Just a few notes, the NAT address thats listed is pulled from wlan0, which will have to be changed if anyone uses anything else. Also, this /home/pi/.bash_profile file takes precedence over .bashrc. That means the pi@raspberrypi~$ will not be colored. I readded the color part from the .bashrc to the .bash_profile, so if you want to keep that (which I very much did) the code for that is here: http://pastebin.com/whAfhXFU